Steps to Make a Crying Baby Happy Again

Sai has been quite the temperamental little guy lately. If I put him down on the floor after carrying him around he screams bloody murder. The kind of crying with long quiet pauses in between where he is catching his breath. He has a look on his face like I just deserted him and sold him to the circus. No offense to anyone that works in the circus, it's just something my mother used to say, "I'm gonna sell you to the circus"...Yeah...I don't get it either.

So here you will read the steps we take to make this crying baby happy again.

Step 1: Remove clothing except for socks (You will need the socks later).

Step 2: Give him a sock.
Notice instant happiness? You can still see a tear.

Step 3: Play a tickle surprise game.

Step 4: Give him your hat, say hat, sign hat, sing a stupid hat song.

Step 5: Lift baby into the air.
Oops! Not like that Daddy!

Step 6: Lift baby into the air facing a different direction.
Be sure the lighting is really cool so Mommy can take pretty pictures.
A happy Mommy makes a happy kid!